The Way to Eat Beets: Grated!

It's official. The way to make beets awesome and/or not gross, depending on your perspective, is to grate them. A food processor, especially one with a grating attachment, makes this super easy but you can also use a cheese grater.

Here are two recipes: A simple one (Pulled Pork w/ Chard, Beet, & Carrot Saute) and a more intensive one (Spicy Sausage Beet-Balls & Mustard-Dill-Beet Mashed Potatoes).

Pulled Pork w/ Chard, Beet, & Carrot Saute


Chard, Beet, & Carrot Saute
1 Beet
1 Carrot
1 bunch of Swiss Chard
1 bulb of garlic
Olive Oil

Grate the beet and carrot either with a food processor or grater. Heat oil in a skillet with the garlic. Add the beets and carrot. Saute for a minute or two and then add the chard. Saute until the chard has wilted. Bam. Done

Pulled Pork
This is kind of a bonus recipe. We often get ~1 lb. pork steaks from our meat CSA. The best and easiest way I've found to make them is in a crock pot. Put the pork steak into the pot and cover with water. You can use bbq sauce or other sauce but top off with water to cover all of the steak. Heat it on Low for 8-10 hours. It's done when the pork easily shreds with a knife. Scoop out the pork with a slotted spoon and put in a colinder on top of plate. This allows the fat to drip off the pork. That's it. Yay!


Spicy Sausage Beet-Balls & Mustard-Dill-Beet Mashed Potatoes



This was awesome if I do say so myself! The measurements are approximate - sorry to all you anal ones out there.

Spicy Sausage Beet-Balls
1 Beet
1 Carrot
1 lb. Spicy Italian Sausage
1 Egg
1/4 cup Milk
1 1/2 handfuls of bread crumbs
1/4 cup grated Parmesan Cheese
1 small handful of TJ's Provolone, Parmesan-Reggiano & Asiago Shredded Cheese Mix (or any shredded cheese)

Preheat the oven to 400 degrees F.

Grate the beet and the carrot in the food processor. Reserve half for the mashed potatoes. In a bowl combine the sausage, half the beet-carrot mixture, egg, milk, bread crumbs, and cheese. Form the mixture into balls and place on a pan. Bake for ~ 30 min. (I didn't really pay attention - I took the balls out of the oven when everything else was done.)

Mustard-Dill-Beet-Potatoes

1/2 of the grated beet-carrot mixture from above
2 med & 2 small potatoes
1 tblsp of dijon mustard
Dill Weed
4 large spoonfuls of sour cream
1 tblsp butter

Boil the potatoes. When the potatoes are pierced easily with a fork, drain them and return to the pot. Add the butter and smash. Mix in the beet-carrot mixture and then the mustard, dill, and sour cream.

Cheese Sauce (for meatballs)

Olive Oil
1 tblsp butter
1/4 onion, diced
1 tblsp flour
3/4 cup of milk
1/2 cup of chicken broth
5 oz of TJ's Provolone, Parmesan-Reggiano & Asiago Shredded Cheese Mix (or shredded provolone cheese)
Nutmeg

In a sauce pan, add a drizzle of oil and the butter. When the butter has melted, add the onion and cook for 2 minutes. Stir in the flour and cook for 1 minute. Whisk in the milk and chicken broth and bring to a boil. One boiling, stir in the cheese and let simmer until the cheese melts. Sprinkle with nutmeg to taste.

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Seriously, even if you think you hate beets, at least try this last recipe. Adam said he couldn't even taste the beets in the meatballs.